Lasers and NRA membership
Science Fiction community and the NRA I think we need to have stricter gun control laws. Unless they invent a laser gun. If they invent a laser gun I am going to do a complete 180 and will be defending...
View ArticleMcDonald’s “Pay with Lovin'” Campaign
McDonald’s pay with lovin’ McDonald’s has a February marketing campaign “Pay with Lovin’” where McDonald’s customers can win the prize of a free meal if they do a random act of kindness. I can’t wait...
View ArticleTeam Swift issues cease and desist to Etsy sellers
Taylor Swift Etsy Etsy store owners were selling Taylor Swift themed products. So Taylor Swift’s legal team sent them cease and desist letters because they claimed those Etsy items violated Taylor...
View ArticleDinosaur park owners have no business sense
Jurassic Park without carnivores. I hate Jurassic Park movies, they are always full of plot holes. The people who own the dinosaur parks always have no business sense. They always build these big...
View ArticleJello is not a dessert
Jello has trouble fitting in with desserts. I was at a work potluck where everyone brought a dish. I went to the dessert table and to my horror the cookies were gone and there were only two types of...
View ArticleIf unicorns existed
If unicorns existed One of my friends is a big fan of unicorns: the fun, the sparkles, the glitter, the rainbows. She wishes she had her own unicorn to ride to work. Stuck in traffic? How about stuck...
View ArticleI like things that taste like pumpkin as long as it is not pumpkin
Pumpkin flavored items Fall is great because you get to try all those pumpkin flavored items. But it must suck for the true pumpkin fans because they have to deal with all the pumpkin posers. Pumpkin...
View ArticleI don’t think my buddy would share his Powerball winnings with me.
Social acceptance of Powerball tickets I like it when the Powerball is over 700 million dollars. Because when it’s that high, it’s socially acceptable to buy Powerball tickets. When the Powerball is at...
View ArticleKissing Dolphins
Dolphin kissing on vacation On my friend’s honeymoon, they signed up for a program where they get to kiss a dolphin. I don’t know why a lot of people are into kissing dolphins. I’m guessing it would be...
View ArticleBees going extinct
Bees Endangered Species Seven species of bees were added to the endangered species list last year. That sucks, now if a bee stings me I can’t kill it unless I want to risk paying a $50,000 fine or...
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